Gay Conservative

The Advocate has put out their 40th anniversary issue where readers got to choose their 40 top heroes.

I personally have never been more proud to be a gay man.  Especially when I see that most of the choices (a real shocker!) were standardless liberals.  For the two people left on Earth that still believe that liberals are indeed the party of progressives, let’s take a quick look at five of the 40.

1. Madonna:  Well of course they had to have her in there.  I suppose it has to do with the fact that she has more shoes than Evita and Imelda Marcos combined.  But that isn’t all!  Of course Madonna’s slutty behavior in the 90′s where she sexed us all to death, did everything naked (include playing with her dog – refer to the book “Sex”) under the moon, and went out of her way to offend people by flashing her sexuality and using the “F” word 18 times on Letterman is what attracts her to the gay community.  (Trust me, many of them behave the same way to this very day.)  Finally let’s not forget her several abortions (who needs life anyway?).  
2. Barney Frank:  The gay-Democrats favorite “hero.”  This man had so many standards that he dated, had sex, and lived with a gay prostitute while the prostitute simultaneously ran an escort service out of Frank’s home. 
3. Hillary Clinton:  Other than constantly confusing her for Evita, gays love this woman because she sold her soul to a man who cheated on her many times, treated her badly, and molested interns in the White House.  She never had the self-respect to get out of a relationship that degraded her as a human being (yet, LET’S GIVE HER THE WHITE HOUSE!) so I can see how the majority of the gay community can identify: sell your soul, sellout your self-respect, and do it long enough to advance your career!  Hey, who needs dignity?
4. George Michael:  Yeah, I know he attempted to seduce a cop in a forest-preserve-bathroom.  Yeah, I know he was caught in a public park with other “respectable” gay men.  (Again I can see how the majority of the gay community can relate.)  But hey, he’s a lot cuter than that Republican that was just caught in a bathroom and ridiculed by Democrats, isn’t he?
5. Matthew Shepard:  While anyone could feel sympathy with his family or with him, let’s re-think what put him in that position.  He went to a gay bar one night, got drunk, and consentually left with two strange men to have sex.  (Again I can see how the majority of the gay community can relate.)  Because he was gay and Democrats needed something else to politicize to distract Americans from issues like terrorism and taxes, suddenly there was a spate of special-interest Bills suggested for hate-crimes legislation.  After of course, Democrats happily supported Thurgood Marshall in the 60′s along with William Brennan and other liberal Supreme Court Justices who worked feverishly to make things much easier on hardened criminals with their idiotic rulings.  The same thing that happened to Shepard happened to women years before, the same year, and years after his death.  Gay society had opportunity to use this to promote decent behavior within the community and decided for some reason that it was hate created by Christians that was reponsible.

If The Advocate or any American gave a damn about the issues harming our community such as crime, the spread of HIV, and reckless-irresponsible personal behavior, not one of the above would be considered a “hero” to anyone with a brain.  Every one of their behaviors demoted human life and morality, promoted irresponsible behavior, and supported activities that lead to contracting genital warts and AIDS.

For those who disagree, just do what you have always done: turn your head the other way and pretend that it’s the Republicans that did it.

****Update*****

The actual top 40 overall heroes did not include George Michael or Madonna.  However; there were other side top 40 lists that did include them.  They fell under musicians.  Here is the article on Michael and here is the article on Madonna.

 Moreover; check out the piece on Hillary.

The idea that these folks are “respected” by the community is appauling.

Moreover; I did fail to mention Rosie O’Donnell.  Someone who has worked feverishly to separate the community from the rest of reality.  One who adopts children and dresses them up as terrorists for costume parties.  One that thinks 9/11 was a government conspiracy, that the troops are terrorists, and that “radical Christianity is just as dangerous as radical Islam.”